Real Paralegal Jackass Job Ads

These are totally real. No joking.

Real Paralegal Jackass Job Ad of the Day:

Paralegal / Legal Assistance needed immediately (Tallahassee)

Need someone able to hit the floor running. Drafting motions, filing documents, emailing and speaking to clients. Manage the office functions. Experience helpful but not required. Pay $17-$20 depending on experience.

https://tallahassee.craigslist.org/lgl/d/tallahassee-paralegal-legal-assistance/7652817104.html

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Craigslist Job Post for Law Assistant in Tallahassee, Florida

Anyone interested in this awesome $10.00 hourly job?

Law office seeking full-time legal assistant, no experience necessary. Recent college graduates with a high GPA and intentions of going into the law profession are required. Must be hard-working, punctual, responsible, dependable, self-motivated, adaptable to change, detail oriented, and able to multitask. Must be a skilled and fast typist. Experience with Excel and other worksheets preferred. Send one page resume, cover letter, and sample writing to this e-mail.

Primary Responsibilities/Duties:

• Research relevant state and federal court rules
• Record all litigation documents in docket database and calculate procedural due dates
• Assist with the maintenance of the litigation docket/preparation of documents
• Research relevant state and federal court rules; note applicable court deadlines and notify attorneys of upcoming due dates.
• File legal documents with various state and federal courts
• Collaborate with the team members to manage all case-specific information in applicable jurisdictions
• Responsible for electronic filing of documents
• Responsible for knowledge of ECF protocols and maintenance of ECF passwords
• Monitor case progress in assigned courts, obtain decisions, orders and other relevant documents; communicate case status to responsible attorney

Any takers? Gee, I wonder why not? This job ad is a clear attempt to exploit someone who is unemployed. It makes me absolutely sick!

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